Leftist prosecutors refuse to hold criminals accountable.
That's made America's streets more dangerous than ever.
And a Florida man gave cops one excuse for stealing a BMW that put his sanity in question.
A BMW disappears during a dog walk
Calvin Curtis Johnson made his mark in the Florida crime scene this week in the most bizarre way possible.
The 36-year-old wasn't content with your run-of-the-mill car theft.
He decided to add a supernatural twist that would make conspiracy theorists proud.
On Monday, a BMW owner left his keys in a closed cupholder at Bicentennial Park in Ormond Beach while walking his dog.
Big mistake.
Johnson spotted the unlocked vehicle and seized his opportunity.
A witness at the park told deputies he saw Johnson acting confused before getting into the car.
"He kept asking for a light," the witness stated. "I thought, how does he have a BMW if he doesn't even have a lighter for a cigarette?"¹
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Minutes later, deputies got the call every cop dreads – a high-speed chase was about to reach its inevitable conclusion.
The crash heard round the internet
Witnesses reported Johnson barreling down the highway at speeds exceeding 130 mph.
The BMW didn't stand a chance.
The car slammed into trees and brush at Old Dixie Highway and Plantation Oaks Boulevard with such force that rescuers had to cut Johnson out of the wreckage.²
Bystanders rushed to douse flames inside the car and the surrounding shrubbery along the highway.
When deputies arrived at the scene, they found Johnson bloodied and dazed beside the mangled BMW.
That's when he delivered the excuse for the ages.
Johnson's supernatural defense falls flat
"I don't know how I got in the car. I teleported or something," Johnson told the responding deputy.³
The officer, probably wondering if he'd heard correctly, asked again where Johnson got the vehicle.
"I don't know, I don't know, it's common. I teleported," Johnson repeated.
But Johnson wasn't done with his otherworldly explanations.
As the deputy handcuffed him to the patrol vehicle, Johnson added another layer to his defense.
"You saved me from the aliens!" he exclaimed.⁴
Johnson also claimed the "X-Men" told him to steal the car.
This isn't some first-time offender having a mental breakdown after his maiden crime.
Johnson has multiple 2024 convictions including trespass, obstruction, loitering, resisting, and grand theft for stealing a $1,500 bicycle.⁵
The man clearly knows his way around the criminal justice system.
The real crime is letting repeat offenders walk
Johnson was transported to Halifax Hospital Medical Center for treatment.
He faces charges of grand theft of a motor vehicle and driving with a suspended license.
That suspended license detail tells you everything you need to know about how seriously our justice system takes repeat offenders.
This clown had already proven he can't be trusted behind the wheel, yet there he was stealing a BMW and turning it into a high-speed death trap.
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The Volusia County Sheriff's Office used the incident to remind residents to lock their vehicles while visiting parks.
Sound advice, but it misses the bigger problem – why was Johnson free to commit crimes in the first place?
His criminal record from 2024 alone reads like a greatest hits compilation of petty crime.
Yet somehow he was still walking around parks looking for unlocked cars to "teleport" into.
The teleportation defense won't hold up in court, but don't be surprised if some leftist prosecutor takes pity on Johnson and gives him yet another slap on the wrist.
After all, maybe the aliens really did tell him to do it, and who are we to judge his lived experience?
Johnson will be transferred to the Volusia County Branch Jail once he's medically cleared.
Maybe this time the justice system will keep him locked up long enough to prevent his next supernatural crime spree.
¹ Stephen Sorace, "Florida man allegedly crashes stolen BMW, gives bizarre explanation to deputies: 'I teleported,'" Fox News, December 10, 2025.
² Ibid.
³ Ibid.
⁴ Ibid.
⁵ "Florida Man Claims Aliens Teleported Him Into Stolen BMW After High-Speed Crash," WGOW-AM, December 10, 2025.
